"Dehydrated But Dangerous" Tee

A mindset. A warning. A vibe.

This tee is made for the zombie wrestlers pacing hallways, sweating in plastics, and hitting last-chance sprints with 0.2 to go.

Lightweight, breathable, and soaked in truth — it's your new cut-day uniform.

Because when you're starving, sweating, and snapping — that's when you're most lethal.